From: Dragon lite (rai_y_day{at}yahoo.com.au)

Mouths of Babes


LOT'S WIFE

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and
turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy
looked back once while she was driving', he announced triumphantly, 'and she
turned into a telephone pole'!


GOOD SAMARITAN

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan.

She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside, wounded and
bleeding, what would you do?'
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."


DID NOAH FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of
fishing when he was on the Ark?'

'No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms?'


HIGHER POWER

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We have been learning how
powerful kings and queens were in Bible times, but there is a Higher Power. 
Can anybody tell me what it is?'

One child blurted out, 'Aces'!


MOSES AND THE RED SEA

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
School.  'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.  When he got
to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people
walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They
sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.'

'Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his mother asked. 
'Well, no, Mom.  But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it'!


BEING THANKFUL

A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, 'Your mother says your
prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?' 
The little boy replied, 'Thank God he's in bed!'


SAY A PRAYER

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's
house.  Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer...', said his mother.

'I don't need to,' the boy replied.  'Of course, you do', his mother
insisted. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.

'That's at our house.' Johnny explained.  'But this is Grandma's house and
she knows how to cook'!


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf
Don't trust his words, trust his actions.



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