<< COMPUTER MAN IN RETIREMENT
 A man has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of
the stress. He quits his job and buys fifty acres of land in Minnesota as far
from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets 
roceries
once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.
 After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's just finishing dinner
when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man
standing there. "Name's Lars... Your neighbor from four miles away... Having 

party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
 "Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
folks. Thank you."
 As Lars is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some 
rinkin'."
 "Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with
the best of 'em."
 Again, as he starts to leave Lars stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some
fightin' too."
 Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
 Once again Lars turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these
parties, too."
 "Now that's not a problem," says Sam, "I've been all alone for six months! 
 I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear?"
 Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the
two of us."
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