RG> G'day Dieter,

RG> 08 Oct 96 00:18, Dieter Mirbach wrote to Rod Gasson:

RG>  DM>  On the 03/10/96  10:07, Rod waffled to Dieter..
RG>  DM>  Hello Rod,
RG>  DM>> THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

RG>  DM>> 10.  Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being
RG>  DM>> just friends.
RG>  DM>> 9.  Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche
RG>  DM>> that way.
RG>  DM>> 8.  I think hairy butts are really sexy.
RG>  DM>> 7.  Hey, get a whiff of that one.
RG>  DM>> 6.  Please don't throw out that old T-shirt, the holes in the
RG>  DM>> armpits are too cute.
RG>  DM>> 5.  This diamond is way too big.
RG>  DM>> 4.  I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to
RG>  DM>> swallow.
RG>  DM>> 3.  Wow, it really is 14 inches.
RG>  DM>> 2.  Does this make my butt look too small?
RG>  DM>> 1.  I'm wrong, you must be right again.

RG>  RG>> Hey, I must be onto a really good thing...  Gaelyne is guilty of
RG>  RG>> saying 8 out of the 10.   (I'll let you decide which 8)

RG>  DM>  All except nos. 5 & 3.

RG> Close...  The correct answer is 5 & 6    (I don't wear T-shirts)

And they let you get naturalised?!?

Regards, fIM.

 * * Sorry, this is abuse.  Arguments are down the hall.
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