Paul Williams wrote
 
---------BIG BUGS
 
 The bad-cheese-pun man ?
 
 Great song!
 
 Love that kinda stuff.
 
 Worth repeating....
 
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PM>> And Canadian mosquitos are -big-.
 
Song Title  - CHICQUITO WARS
Album/CD    - Deer Camp
Track #     - 11
Album ID #  - LH2101-2
Produced    - (p)(c) '99 Laughing Hyena(r) (www.laughinghyena.com)
Transcribed - 1:14 am 07-15-03 by P. Williams
 
 (1)
 
 A mosquito did a chicken in a blueberry patch.
 Seven days later the chicquitos hatched.
 They grew up fast, they grew up mean.
 Tore a big hole in my window screen.
 
 Sucked all the juice from a raspberry pie.
 Caught up with a beagle and they left him dry.
 Took a few pints from me and my mother.
 Then they flew off with my little brother.
 
 (chorus)
 
 What's that noise coming out of the blue.
 Look's like a squadron of B-52's.
 A flock of chicquito's and they're flying low.
 Death and destruction where ever they go.
 
 Grab the kids, hide all the pets.
 Get out the guns and the chicquito nets.
 Board up the windows and lock the back door.
 Gotta get ready, get ready for more.
 
 (2)
 
 Hunting the chicquito's on a hot summer night.
 Cruising the bush rows and shining the light.
 Wait 'til they land, pass me my gun.
 I don't even(?) need, I'm just having fun.
 
 Bagged me a trophy, just last week.
 Five foot wingspan and a six foot beak.
 Shot that sucker in self-defense.
 He was chewing a hole thru my chain-link fence.
 
 Two chicquitos knocked me down.
 I played dead as I laid on the ground.
 Ran for the house when I heard one say,
 "Should we eat him here or should we fly him away?"
 
 Drilled thru the roof way up by the peak.
 I got the hammer and I beat in their beaks.
 They lifted the roof and they flew it away.
 Found my shingles in Thunderhead Bay.
 
 (chorus)
 
 What's that noise coming out of the blue.
 Look's like a squadron of B-52's.
 A flock of chicquito's and they're flying low.
 Death and destruction where ever they go.
 
 Grab the kids, hide all the pets.
 Get out the guns and the chicquito nets.
 Board up the windows and lock the back door.
 Gotta get ready, get ready for more.
 
 Get ready for more..
 
 Get ready for mooooorreee....
 
 -=> Yours sincerely, Paul Williams <=-
 
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