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date: 2010-08-21 11:02:26
subject: First Profession

From: Rai A
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First Profession
 
A doctor, a engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating what was the
world's first profession.

The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have
helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create
Eve, the first woman?

"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the
Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.

"Wait," said the engineer. "The world was created in 6 days
from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have
been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from
utter chaos?"

"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked the lawyer.
 


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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