From: Rai A
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Charm School 
 
As we all know, Southern women show a lot of class. 

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an
endless wait in the LA airport. The 1st lady was an arrogant California
woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly
woman from the South. 

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the
California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my
husband built a beautiful mansion for me." 

The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." 

Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was
born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." 

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" 

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy
for you when you had your first child?" 

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady. 

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on
earth for?" 

The Southern lady responded, "Well for one thing, instead of saying
'Who gives a shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious?"


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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