distract the ref, Benz jumps in the ring to attack Madman and LOSES.  Double
chokeslam for Benz, double chokeslam for Cash and Madman made it look easy.
Madman gave me a comment about what all RON is gonna do for him, I reply
that RON keeps ruining my vacations.

WINNER:  Mississippi Madman Don Jackson pin -> (2-0-1) 6:45 mins. *

They run "commerical breaks" between the matches, well during one of these
breaks, Michael Shard's music is playing.  The wrestlers at the next table
are looking around wondering if Shard was gonna come out on stage.  Danny
Eardley runs to the dressing room, then comes out on stage acting like
Shard.  Funny.  Cherry Malone who apparently wanted to be around me so bad
hasn't come to hang out at my table and is wandering the building.  She
admits she's nervous as heck about her tag match.

"New World" Quinten Tyler (3-5) 5'11" 230lbs. Denver, CO vs.
Red (0-0) 5'9"
197lbs. Decatur, IL w/ Coop & Peter McDonald Sanders - Coop and Sanders try
interfering for their man, but as Coop distracts the ref, Sanders actually
trips Red instead and it's KICK WHAM PEDIGREE for the win.  Drive Thru
proceed to beat the crap out of Quinten, supposedly so he doesn't come to my
table and rate his match 100 *'s.

Mixed Tag Team Match
The NEW Sigma Omega Beta (2-1) - "Toga" Steve Fisher (4-5-1)
5'10" 240lbs.
Carbondale, IL & "The Freshman" Matt Boston (1-2) 5'8"
120lbs. Carbondale,
IL vs. Cherry Malone 5'6" 140lbs. Springfield, IL (0-0) &
"Alpha Male" Guy
Smith (17-8) 6'0" 255lbs. Rapid City, SD (debut) - Just three days ago, Guy
Smith "quit".  But here he is in the ring again!  I have decided to just
figure in the mixed tag team as a regular tag team in my standings.  Malone
and Toga start the match, and I wondered why Cherry would start with him.  I
thought she was gonna get slaughtered, but alas, that wouldn't be the case.
Toga gives Cherry a free headlock, like Jerry Lawler vs. Andy Kaufman, then
gives her an atomic drop.  Toga tags in the Freshman, and he actually slugs
Cherry  before whipping her in the ropes and Cherry does some offense.  Guy
gets in and beats down the Freshman, while Cherry does a clothesline and
pulls off a flying headscissors.  Smith gets back in and pounds on the
Freshman some more, then hits a chokeslam.  But then everything freezes in
the ring.  Smith actually dropped him on the side of his neck and the
Freshman is unconscious.  I shout out loud for the ref to just count a
pinfall but shortly all the wrestlers jump in the ring to check on him and
the match is called off as the Freshman can't continue.  After a few minutes
he came to and was helped from the ring and taken to the hospital and it was
determined he suffered a concussion.  Read a note he posted today saying
that he's fine now and is just experiencing the hangover type of headache
and is cleared to train in a week and be ready for Rivalry.  I'm gonna pass
on rating the match.

NO WINNER:  NO CONTEST -> 8:40 mins. N/A

After suspending the show for a few minutes giving aid to Boston, the next
match was the hardcore match and the mood was pretty subdued for the rest of
the evening.

Hardcore Match
Danger Doug Fraze (5-7-1) 6'6" 270lbs. Chicago, IL vs. Sage Ramsey (8-8)
6'4" 249lbs. Peoria, IL - Last week, Sage beat Fraze, three days ago Doug
beat Ramsey.  You could call this the rubber match.  Big brawl with the
pans, the stop sign and the chairs.  These guys fought out of the ring area
and close to the bar itself.  After a 20 minute match the finish came when
Doug slips out of a Final Fall attempt then rolls Sage up and gets the pin.
Or so we thought, Ricky waves it off cause he had the tights.  Doug protests
that it's legal in a street fight, well Sage rolls him up and hooks his
tights for the pin.  Fraze is pissed and understandably so.

WINNER:  Sage Ramsey pin -> (9-8) 20:40 mins. ***½

NMW Heavyweight Title
(c)"Trendsetter" Tom Arson (10-9) 6'5" 260lbs. St. Louis, MO
vs. Eric Logan
(10-7) 5'10" 173lbs. Palm Springs, FL - Well Logan is someone I thought
should had gotten a title shot a while back when he won the Alexis Holmeier
Memorial Tournament.  Logan couldn't break out the high flying moves due to
that low ceiling and Arson beat him with the Liberty Spike Piledriver for
the win.

WINNER and STILL CHAMP:  Tom Arson pin -> (11-9) 10:25 mins. ***¼

The big show for March is Rivalry II on the 27th, while the weekly shows at
Club 217 continue on Tuesdays at 7pm for the adults due to alcohol being
served.  They're gonna have to figure out how to get more bodies in the
building though, attendance at Club 217 was minimalist again despite the
promotion at the USA Sports Center with a crowd of 200-250.

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