From: Rai A
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Party Animal
 
Everyone in the smart night club was amazed by the old gentleman, obviously
pushing seventy, tossing off Manhattans and cavorting around the dance
floor like a twenty year old. 

Finally, curiosity got the best of the cigarette girl. "I beg your
pardon, sir," she said, "but I'm amazed to see a gentleman of
your age living it up like a youngster. Tell me, are all of your faculties
unimpaired?" 

The old fellow looked up at the girl sadly and shook his head. "Not
all, I'm afraid," he said. "Just last evening I went
nightclubbing with a girlfriend--we drank and danced all night and finally
rolled into her place about two A.M. We went to bed immediately and I was
asleep almost as soon as my head hit the pillow. I woke around three-thirty
and nudged my girl. "Why George," she said in surprise, "we
did that just fifteen minutes ago." "So you see," the old
boy said sadly, "my memory is beginning to fail me."


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


      

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