From: Rai A
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Drinking Buddies
 
A couple of airplane mechanics, who were drinking buddies, were in the
Newark hanger on a day when the runway was fogged in and they had nothing
to do.

John said, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"

"Nah," says Bill "but I hear that you can drink jet fuel,
that it will give you a real buzz." So they proceed to drink jet fuel,
get smashed, and have a beautiful time as only drinking buddies can.

Next morning, John expects his head to explode when he gets up, but is
pleasantly surprised that he has no hangover at all. His phone rings. It's
Bill asking how he feels.

"I feel great!" says John.

"No hangover!"

"Me neither," says Bill.

"That jet fuel is great stuff and no hangover," says John.
"We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah," says Bill, "but there is one thing.  Have you passed
gas yet?"

"No, why?", says John.

Bill replies, "Because I'm in Phoenix."


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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