While being forced to watch 1275 "Q" applications, Stubby
MacPherson whimpered
to me, "Make it /stop/!"

 SM>>> blasting guidelines. Onlie tu be used ain tha presence o'
newbies, an'
 SM>>> onlie undar tha' direct supervision ov tha Dwarven Demolishion Squad.
 DS>> And a well-qualified crew they are...when conscious and sober.
 SM> *Sigh*... and nout a wee chore ait ais, keepin' them outta ma private
 SM> store of single malt.

Tell them you're out, and all you have is Stolichnaya.  They should leave
Skid Marks from Calgary to Inverness.

 SM>>> We don't let tha Doc have anie ov tha acksplosive material; he wreaks
 SM>>> enuff havoc at tha Flipside clinic as it ais...

 DS>> I'm researching a highly-invasive, non-ultrasound kidney-detonation
 DS>> treatment.  Our only problem is the extreme shortage of volunteers
 DS>> after the first batch went missing for some strange reason...
 SM> Did yu check ain tha chili?

I found bits of the first volunteer in there...and the autoclave...and
the--No, that'll make someone ill for no reason.  Tell you later.

"Sweeny" Todd Sullivan

... Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.

--- Spot 1.3b Unregistered