> I thought a continuous belt was wild nights with a 22 year old
 > nymphomaniac.

 NP> The 22 year old nympho said that an endless belt was a weekend
 NP> with an aircraft carrier crew. 

  ROFL!! 

 > In that case I'll insult your dog... Lady Hairy Petersen de PAL.

 NP> She just read that and said she was going to Sydney, tie you to
 NP> you computer chair and then fart right under it. Your DOOMED
 NP> !!!! Even the 12" extraction fan in my office can't cope her
 NP> excees wind.

  I had five years of Cheeky-farts. In fact, I had to put her down to
stop it... the paint was peeling and the computer cabinet had gone
grey. It's nice to have a young dog that doesn't fart... but it's not
much to look forward to in our old age, is it? Sitting around the old
foks home in a constant fug of sulphur compounds.

Regards,
Bob
 

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