From: Rai A
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Speeding Calf


A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
5-year-old son standing pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great... he's 5 and I'm gonna have to start
explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let
him ask, and I'll answer."

When everything was over, Dad strolled over to his son and said, "Well
Son you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the pie-eyed lad. 

"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


      

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