From: Rai A
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Parachutist
 
Late one Sunday afternoon, a blonde from a small town was taking a long
walk through a nearby meadow, when she was surprised to see a parachutist
trapped in the high branches of a tree. 


"Hellllllp!" he cried when he spotted her down below. 

"What are you doing up there?" she called back. 

"I was skydiving," he answered, "and my parachute didn't open!" 

The blonde rolled her eyes. "Well, of course it didn't. If you'd just
asked one of the locals, anybody could've told you that *nothing* around
here opens on a Sunday!"

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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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