BF>>>>>> Grants isn't a single malt, just an ordinary
blended guy he is.
 SM>>>>> Who said ait was Grants? Joost bacause he's tha'
C.O., ait doesn't
 SM>>>>> mean I hav'ta drink hais clan's whiskey...
 BF>>>> Your accent reveals you.
 SM>>> Och, ait's truu; Ay'me a Scot...
 BF>> And I'm a duck.
 SM> Yu didn't duck ain time...

I duck all time. My tie is hooked up to the zipper.
That happend 8 years ago when I should zip after a very good pee.

 SM>>> [Stubby wipes off the blade of his Claymore Broadsword...]
 BF>> If you were a Scot you would use a bagpipe.
 SM> That wud be a waste ov a gud set ov pipes...

Is it better to waste a Claymore Broadsword?

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