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echo: surv_rush
to: SHOSHONA BIEMAN
from: STEVE FRAGNER
date: 1998-04-20 23:23:00
subject: Humor: Da Beginning???

-> Just for fun -- Imagine how things would have been on earth if the
-> Klinton Administration did this (would we EVEN be here??? hehehe):
->
-> Not Found in Genesis
-> ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~
-> In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
->
-> Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure
-> to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted
-> a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the
-> cease and desist order for the earthly part.
->
-> Then God said, "Let there be light!"
->
-> Immediately, the officials demanded to know how the light would
-> be made.
->
-> Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution? God
-> explained that the light would come from a large ball of fire.
-> God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming
-> that no smoke would result from the ball of fire, and that he
-> would obtain a building permit and to conserve energy, He would
-> have the light out half the time. God agreed and offered to call
-> the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". The officials replied
-> that they were not interested in semantics.
->
-> God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plant yielding
-> seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit."
->
-> The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used.
->
-> Then God said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living
-> creatures, and let birds fly above the earth."
->
-> The officials pointed out that this would require approval from
-> the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife
-> Federation and the Audubon Society. Everything was okay until
-> God said the project would be completed in six days.
->
-> The officials said it would take at least two hundred days to
-> review the applications and the impact statement. After that
-> there would be a public hearing. Then there would be ten to
-> twelve months before...
->
-> At this point, God created Hell.
  
And your  point?
--- InterEcho 1.15
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