Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even
a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock  the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in
the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is  it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man", replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding  that no
harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open
the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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The couple had been married for 30 years, and on their
anniversary they decided to go back to the same hotel where they
had spent their blissful wedding night.


Her husband was laying on the bed when she came out of the
bathroom totally nude, just as she had 30 years before. She stood
seductively before him and asked, "Tell me, darling, what were
you thinking 30 years ago when I came out of the bathroom like
this?"

He replied, "I took one look at you and thought I'd like to screw
your brains out and suck your boobs dry."

"And what are you thinking now, baby?" She asked huskily.      

He said, "I'm thinking I did a pretty good job." 



... Is there a lawyer in the house?  Is there another?
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