neckbreaker, Earl goes up, Billy crotches him, Billy goes up for a superplex
and gets shoved off, Earl with a crossbody off the top but Billy floats it
over for two. Choke on the ropes, Billy with a whip, several attempted moves
are blocked, Billy with a small package, Earl turns it over and gets three!

WINNER and NEW CHAMP: Earl Grissom pin -> (8-8) 8:50 mins. ***

Bunch of guys come out from the back to celebrate, Eric Logan, EDS,
Freshman, Tricky Dick, Shane Matthews, El Pollo Loco, KC. LPC is out here,
gives a hug to Earl then KICK WHAM STUNNER! KICK WHAM STUNNER on El Pollo
Loco, KICK WHAM STUNNER on Shane Matthews, KICK WHAM STUNNER on Tricky Dick
before LPC bails and gets the mike. He asks do we have a problem with that?
This was HIS night, that was HIS title, not that stupid hillbilly's night.
And I notice he's wearing an "About to turn heel" shirt. He trashes Devall
and Earl for the best interest of the company nonsense of not letting him
wrestle, then trashes the men in the ring for not running out and helping
him last month. Are you kidding me? He BLAMES them for him not getting to
wrestle tonight and they can go to hell. Earl has trouble leaving the ring
and falls down on the outside.

Okay, here's the rest of my analysis. Jumping over the Earl Grissom, yes it
was way overdue that he get a shot at Billy Morgan's title. Pulling LPC out
of the title match he secured in November to correct this oversight however
was not the right thing to do. Now should LPC had KICK WHAM STUNNERED three
guys besides Earl...he griped at them for not running out to stop Morgan
Security beating on him. Well, was it necessary? Real World Jeremy managed
to get rid of them all by his lonesome. So what more do you want? And he had
an "about to turn heel" T-shirt...wonder how long he's kept that
in a closet
in case he ever needed to wear it. Now, there's some missing puzzle pieces
that need to be found here. So after posting my original analysis, the prez
chimed in with the missing pieces. To sum it up, on RWJ if he sat out the
title would had been stripped, so he chose to wrestle. The decision to bench
LPC was a decision made by him and the board of directors. The status of
LPC's knee was that it was messed up in December, but a new tidbit of info
was put forth that he fell down a flight of stairs after a night of drinking
on New Years Eve. LPC was asked to get doctors clearance before the match,
he failed to get a valid clearance document. LPC states he wasn't
intoxicated that night, but when he fell he was just checking on "Bob The
Sock Puppet Dragon". SOCK PUPPET DRAGON? And what about RWJ who did come out
to the ring to make the save for LPC in December? Ingratefully he calls RWJ
freakin' worthless cause he didn't run out there SOON ENOUGH. Yeah, RWJ had
his own knee injury to worry about too, and he aggravated it when he did
those pedigrees. LPC claims he's not respected either, BY WHO?

Scotty Cash's music hits after everyone else has cleared out. Cash says
someone attacked Benz, and he went around asking everyone about it. So he's
gonna call whoever it was that attacked Benz to come out here now if they
got the balls. The Sigma Omega Beta music hits, and Cash is not surprised.
Cash says he had no idea it was him, oh yes he did, he just said whoever it
was who attacked Benz to come out. Toga Steve says once again he had nothing
to do with it and the Freshman had nothing to do with it, and the Freshman
can't kick anyone's butt. Cash calls him a liar. Someone else's music hits,
who is it? It's Mr. Elite! Cash asks what the heck he's doing here? Someone
calls him Lance. Mr. Elite mumbles some words before Cash tells him to speak
up. Mr. Elite says he's the reflection of perfection. Cash says did he say
he was the reflection of exertion? Cash asks him if HE attacked Benz, no he
says, cause he's for fairness and he saw them laughing and snickering in the
back and doesn't think Toga's paddle was for him to use on the Freshman.
Cash agrees so he allows him to be the substitute partner for tonight.

The NEW Sigma Omega Beta (1-1) - "Toga" Steve Fisher (3-4)
5'10" 240lbs.
Carbondale, IL & "The Freshman" Matt Boston (0-1) 5'8"
120lbs. Carbondale,
IL vs. Scotty Cash (6-8) 5'9" 170lbs. & Mr. Elite (0-0) ?'??"
???lbs. Parts
Unknown - We haven't seen Mr. Elite since the Rumble. The referee won't
allow Toga Steve and Scotty Cash to start the match, so it's Mr. Elite and
Boston. Sign: "Toga = Ratings". Elite shoves Boston down repeatedly, hits a
knee and stomps away. Belly to belly suplex by Elite, forearms, whip back
body drop. Suplex by Elite, whip clothesline misses, Boston with a
wheelbarrow bulldog. Elite tries to stop Boston from tagging out but the
Freshman gets away and tags Toga. Toga demands Elite tag Cash and out comes
Benz! Benz says Elite did it! Elite gets whacked with a cane, Toga clobbers
Elite, whip into Cash with a boot, Cash lifts Elite on his shoulder and
drops him face first, clothesline out of the ring. Mr. Elite runs away and
we're cheated out of the match we wanted to see. BAH HUMBUG!

WINNERS: The NEW Sigma Omega Beta countout -> (2-1) 4:40 mins. ¼*

Mr. Elite wasn't even booked, and he goes and steals a spot in a match.
Benz's knee is wrecked. The Hot Boyz and the Frat Boyz share a group hug.

"Rather Charming" Bradley Stephens (6-3) 6'0" 225lbs. Las
Vegas, NV vs.
Jason Wells (4-6) 6'0" 230lbs. Kansas City, MO - Stephens thinks he's not
getting the respect he deserves either, or at least not paying enough
attention to him. Wells apparently injured Stephens badly years ago. Sign:
"I rode off your girlfriend for THIS?" HUH? Shoving to start, clothesline,
back body drop, and clothesline out of the ring by Wells. Brad pulls Wells
out, choke on the rope, rope burn, stomps away. Brad with a whip reversed
powerslam Wells gets two. Suplex Wells gets one, locks in the camel clutch
briefly, slam, legdrop gets two. Suplex by Brad, fist drop, choke, sleeper,
drop kick into the back gets two. Brad goes back to the sleeper, Wells
breaks out with a side suplex, full nelson but Brad gets the ropes. Whip
reversed Brad with a throw down face first gets one. Brad slugs away, whip
clothesline in the corner. Whip Brad, Wells crashes face first into the
ropes. Wells with a slingshot into the bottom rope, now it's a slugfest.
Wells goes for the Whiplash fireman's carry slam and catches the ref in the
side of the head on the swing. Ugh. Wells goes up, barely hits a moonsault
and has no one to count it. Brad goes out and gets a chair then nails Wells
in the gut and the back. Brad pulls the ref over and counts three. BLEH!
Crowd was not into this match at all.

WINNER: "Rather Charming" Bradley Stephens pin -> (7-3) 9:15 mins. **½

The prez comes out here again. He introduces Rip Mystic! He's been out for
six months due to a bad back injury. He thanks us for not forgetting who he
is. He's got good news and bad news, the good news is that in February he
has been cleared to wrestle. The bad news is that everyone in the locker
room whoever his opponent is he feels really bad for them. One more month of
physical therapy and watching Jerry Springer, he's serving notice to
everyone in the back that no one can rise up to Rip Mystic. And someone DOES
come out, it's Mississippi Madman Don Jackson! The graphic says "Madman
Attacks" with him attacking the state capitol. Jackson confronts Mystic, who
says "Fe fi fo fum, which beanstalk did he fall from?" Mystic thinks he
didn't come out to congrat him on a well-cut promo, then LOW BLOWS him!
Mystic slugs away, but Jackson whips him to the corner, side slam Jackson.
Devall gets in Jackson's face and Jackson slugs him down. He's not done, has
Mystic in a choke, Mystic spits in his eye, tries a clothesline, another
poke to the eye, Jackson blocks a superkick and hits a Baldo Bomb! He's not
done, 400 pound splash on the back! Devall begs for him to quit, but Jackson
splashes him three times! Sadistic people in the crowd wanted Jackson to
dive on him from the top rope. Jackson screams that nobody's safe from him!
These sadistic people in front of me wanted Jackson to do more damage.
Michael Shard shows up on the apron! Jackson decides to leave, Shard and
Devall check on Mystic and call for the stretcher. Jimmy "The
Bruiser" stood
in the corner this whole time and surprisingly never was threatened once by
Jackson's rage. CRAP CRAP CRAP! Grrrrr...if Jackson was booked for a match
this month maybe this wouldn't have happened, cause THAT'S why he says he's
so mad.

Now it's main event time, and WQLZ's morning show crew have been heavily
promoting NMW all week. As of Friday, there was talk of certain members of
the crew being in various corners. I can't recount what went down that
morning cause I had to tune out and sit in a meeting but somehow Mikey was
recruited to be Arson's manager and Ray Lytle was recruited to be RWJ's
manager. Mikey's wearing a shirt that says "I'm with Tom Arson" complete
with arrow. Mikey has the mike, orders us to shut up. He wants to get
something straight, Tom Arson will be the new heavyweight champ, chants
drive him nuts, he wants to wish RWJ the best despite all the stuff he's
said and did on the radio, he's sorry. Ray Lytle, the 400-pound host of the
Morning Disaster, the raunchiest radio program in Springfield! Mikey wants
to shake hands but RWJ refuses, Lytle gets in the face of Arson.

NMW Heavyweight Championship
(c)Real World Jeremy (11-3-1) 6'2" 242lbs. Denver, CO w/ WQLZ Ray Lytle vs.
"Trendsetter" Tom Arson (7-8) 6'5" 260lbs. St. Louis, MO w/
WQLZ Mikey - RWJ
keeps having problems with his knee, and the opposition keeps going after
it. It's gonna get to the point where he's gonna wreck someone elses knee
bad to warn anyone who's tempted to tear up his knee further. Arson stalls
like mad, I wish RWJ would just attack him from behind. People are chanting
the call letters of other radio shows. We finally get a wristlock into the
ropes, Arson stalls some more. Lockup into the corner, clean break. Arson's
got the mike, he demands that we keep it down, he's trying to win some gold.
And Ray Lytle throws him in! Slugfest in the ring, clothesline RWJ. Arson
begs off, whips RWJ by the pants into the ropes. Mikey's got a chair! Ray
Lytle chases Mikey off and take the chair. Arson chokes RWJ then goes after
the bad knee. You'd think he'd wear more protection on that leg, Arson yanks
on it. Jeremy's in trouble early, ref has an encounter with Mikey, Arson
nails Jeremy. Mikey is running interference. RWJ in the corner, Arson kicks
the knee, hangs it over the rope and twists it. RWJ with a shot to break it
up, but gets tied up a bit. Arson whip clothesline turns him inside out!
Arson elbow to the knee. Arson drops elbows on the knee, pickup, whip
spinebuster gets two! Legdrop by Arson gets two. Seems the ref was hesitant
here. Arson waits for RWJ to get up, kicks his leg out again. Ray Lytle goes
after Mikey who can't stop poking his nose in things, Arson gets the figure
four, Mikey helps pull, Ray chases him off, RWJ nearly pins himself. No way
Ray can catch anyone running with 400lbs of weight. Ray slaps Arson. RWJ
pounds the mat, better be careful someone could think that was a tap
out...RWJ turns the hold over but Arson has easy reach for the rope. RWJ
can't even stand, Arson goes for the leg again, elbow. Arson picks him up,
slugs him in the head, whip boot to the face! Arson goes to the top
rope...splash off the top misses! Surprised he didn't go for the moonsault.
RWJ blocks a punch and slugs away with a knockout punch, clothesline. RWJ
limps around, whip powerslam gets two. 13 minutes have gone by. RWJ ten
punch count in the corner. Arson flops down, RWJ just stands there, whip big
time spinebuster gets two! "Ref you suck" chant for James Welden. RWJ has
Arson in the corner, whip out of the corner, Welden runs to THAT corner from
the other side of the ring and of course Welden gets crushed by Arson
whipped there by Jeremy. You gotta be kidding me! RWJ with a pedigree but
Welden is out. Ray Lytle tries to wake up Welden. Sheesh I dunno why he just
runs to that corner, he claims he needs a "better view". Well heck, I had a
GREAT view of it from where I was sitting! And now he's mad cause I've been
criticizing him heavily for it. Mikey whacks RWJ with a chair! He tosses the
chair to Arson from the apron, Ray Lytle comes up from behind Mikey. Arson
grabs RWJ and gives him a LIBERTY SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR! Welden's
still out however, and Mikey gets in the ring, he slaps the ref's hand a
couple times before Lytle pulls him off. Mikey's just laughing at him, Lytle
argues with him but Mikey LOW BLOW KICKS HIS BOSS! Arson goes for another
piledriver, ARRRGH LIBERTY SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR AGAIN! Welden is
back with it enough that he counts a slow three...

WINNER and NEW CHAMP: Tom Arson pin -> (8-8) 17:35 mins. ***

A lot of people were cheering Arson, I had to boo to remind them who the
heels were. Arson and Mikey celebrate, Lytle's down on the floor, Arson's
not done! ANOTHER LIBERTY SPIKE ON THE TITLE BELT!!! DARN HIM! BOOOOO!!! Ray
Lytle comes in but it's way too late. Scotty Cash and Quinten come in the
ring to check on RWJ and help get him out of the ring, the stretcher gets
brought out. They play his music anyway. This was by far the WORST defeat
I've ever seen RWJ have.

Jason Devall calls in the WQLZ Morning Disaster on Monday morning. Ray Lytle
apologizes for the behavior of Mikey (uh, ya know what maybe the punishment
for Mikey should be that he must take the place of Jim the Photographer's
stuntwork for a week). Devall reveals that Rip Mystic's back was wrecked
from Mississippi Madman's vicious attack and will be out ANOTHER 90 days at
least. Real World Jeremy's injuries are that his knee is wrecked and his
neck is wrecked from taking three piledrivers on metal objects. There's a
lot of talk about reviewing tapes as if the decision is going to be
overturned or something. Hmmm...

And now the rankings at the end of the evening. Heavyweight champ: Tom
Arson. #1 RWJ, #2 Brad Stephens, #3 Guy Smith, #4 LPC, #5 Dredd Walker.
Central IL champ: Earl Grissom. #1 EDS, #2 Eric Logan, #3 Billy Morgan, #4
Sage Ramsey, #5 Scotty Cash. Tag team champs: The NEW Church of RON. #1
Ramsey & Wells, #2 Tuff-n-Suff, #3 NEW Sigma Omega Beta, #4 Drive Thru, #5
Billy Morgan & JJ Tank.

The verdict: Two title changes, almost three tonight. The matches though
were not the best, though overall better than December. Several bouts were
of the three star level, nothing got above that for some reason, at least
the way I looked at it. Despite that, the show flowed evenly and kept me
entertained throughout so it's thumbs leaning up. But geez, this crowd was
one of the most pro-heel crowds I've ever seen at an NMW show.

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