> > > > Swamp Yankee, this far north!  
> > > They're behind every outhouse.
> > Real Swamp Yankees don't need no stinkin' outhouse. 
> 
> Even the women are real men?
> 
Darned tootin'.  

> > > Oh, yes, g-d- apples. Took me a while to
> > > figure that out. How old is this thread, anyway?
> > I think it's rotten by now.
> 
> Those things are neither golden nor
> delicious. They have the texture and
> starchiness of green bananas and about
> as much flavor.

IOW typical suparmarket apple, if slightly worse.  Some of the new hybrids
aren't horrible, but that's damning things with faint praise.  
 
> > I'd go for chocolate, but chocolate works better with fat. 
> 
> I wonder what coffee bean extract mixed
> with fat and sugar would be like.

Starbuck's, most likely.
 
> > > You can reuse the fat.
> > After it's been in contact with the soul-killing zucchini?
> 
> I've done it and survived.

Even so... well OK it's worth a shot.  
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