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from: rai_y_day{at}yahoo.com.au
date: 2008-05-14 22:28:12
subject: Children

From: Dragon lite 
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   The innocence of young children...........
 




  A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.  He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
 

   Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes.
 
   Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
 
   He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.  
  

  He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
 
   "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
 
   "They're mating," her father replied.
 
   "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
 
   "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
 
  "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
 
   As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
 replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
 
   The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat.
 
   "Well, we're not having any of that poofter shit in our
garden" she said. 
           

     
  


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.
       
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