Hi! All,

                                    Fishing trip
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Four married blokes go fishing.  After an hour, the following conversation
took place:

First bloke: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend.  I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend.'

Second bloke: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build
her a new deck for the pool.'

Third bloke: 'Man, you both have it easy!  I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish.  When they realized that the fourth bloke has not
said a word, they asked him.  'You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.  What's the deal?'

Fourth bloke: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.  When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'
and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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