From: Roy McNeill
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A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f{at}#$%^g bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No. Are you deaf? We haven't got any f{at}#$%^g bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your f{at}#$%^g beak to the bar, you irritating bast**d
bird."
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"

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