> > > One could put up a note: 
> > > Do not pour this down the sink,
> > > it's much better than you think.
> > > If you do you'll be a fink, and
> > > I'll kick up a great big stink.
> > ..and that might not matter a wink.  
> 
> I'd suggest get a new roommate. ... Oh.

Yeah.  

> > > I may not have driven 25 miles in my entire life.
> > I've done long distance, but it's been a while.  
> 
> It might be even more irritating to sit on 
> one's hands for hours than be in the driver's 
> seat. I'm not sure - people I ride with 
> sometimes claim that they enjoy driving.
> 
I get sick sometimes if I'm not driving, especially in a back seat. 

> > > similar May-December marriage of the Casals was
> > > by all accounts a success.
> > By then you know what you're getting into.  
> 
> What's the saying, marriage is the triumph of
> hope over experience?

Remarriage - Samuel Johnson, IIRC.
 
> > If one has a major mold allergy, the stinks are still preferable, or at
> > least less immediately disastrous.  
> 
> Um, you been in New York lately?

Nope, and I'm not going either.