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echo: locuser
to: Dieter Mirbach
from: Keith Richardson
date: 1996-06-08 20:08:44
subject: USR 28.8 Modems

KR> speedistic (n) a statistic of dubious value and doubtful
 KR> origin.

 BL> rofl! It's a whole new language

 BL> speedteger (n): a missing number quoted in support of speedistics.

 BL> speedact: (n): a fact desribed by speedtegers.

 BL> speedource (n): an indisputable missing source of speedacts.

 BL> speedertion (n): an assertrion including all the above.

 BL> pooroldbob (insult): standard reply (see getfucked).

 BL> backtothedunnyskeef (insult): meaning unknown

 DM>  

 DM>  speedo (n) A nifty little utility to remove all traces of
 DM>             speedisms.

 DM>  speedratio (n) A special constant to balance fact from fantasy. A
 DM>  number currently unknown, but rumoured to be in the thousands.

amnspeedia (n) the (undertandable) inability to remember anything that he
as ever                               said.

speederbate (v) wank ones self blind with the aid of a keyboard.

speedland   (n) the happiest kingdom of all - anything can be true just
because                 you said it.


                   keith
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