BL> A master of AVT, and versatile too! Is there no end to your
 BL> genius?

 BG> Who's a versatile tool?

  That's versatile too! not tool! You've got your glasses on
backwards again.

 BG> Surely you must mean the Courier...

  That's a versatile tool too!

 BG> I have since decided to market an add-on macro file for Msged
 BG> and/or OLX, with 40 pre-programmed macros, and including such
 BG> gems as "You have dogshit between the ears" and "Fools nobody
 BG> at all". As a special introductory offer, I will include an
 BG> extra 40 macros, including my all-time personal favourite,
 BG> "Corse you can make a solid case either way",

  I think Rod Speed did it first, and his list includes those old
favourites without which any message is incomplete: "poor old Bob" and
"back to the dunnys keef."

 BG> and if you order your copy before June 30, I will also include
 BG> a punctured inflatable woman, guaranteed to go down on you at
 BG> least once every night. 

  ROFL! The old inflatable women are always the best.

Regards,
Bob
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