> > One could put up a note: 
> > Do not pour this down the sink,
> > it's much better than you think.
> > If you do you'll be a fink, and
> > I'll kick up a great big stink.
> ..and that might not matter a wink.  

I'd suggest get a new roommate. ... Oh.

> > > I don't usually push it more than 25 miles at a clip myself these days. 
> > I may not have driven 25 miles in my entire life.
> I've done long distance, but it's been a while.  

It might be even more irritating to sit on 
one's hands for hours than be in the driver's 
seat. I'm not sure - people I ride with 
sometimes claim that they enjoy driving.

> > I didn't know either of the parties and have not 
> > heard any scuttlebutt about the relationship. The
> > similar May-December marriage of the Casals was
> > by all accounts a success.
> By then you know what you're getting into.  

What's the saying, marriage is the triumph of
hope over experience?

> > > > Mildly green is preferable to many other city smells.
> > > Unless it's mold.
> > Um, you been in a city lately?
> If one has a major mold allergy, the stinks are still preferable, or at
> least less immediately disastrous.  

Um, you been in New York lately?

Cashew coconut dressing
categories: salads, vegan
yield: 1 batch

1/4 c cashew butter
1/2 c coconut milk
2 Tb lime juice
1 Tb tamari
1 ts Sriracha sauce

Stir all together.

Jeanine Donofrio, Love & Lemons Every Day via nypost.com