From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                         New Submarine Ensign
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The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since
a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise
learned in Submarine School.  The Master Chief cut him off quickly and
said,

"Listen, 'sir', it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the
number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result
doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."
 


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