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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-05-12 19:15:00
subject: Darth Vader

Hi! All,

Darth Vader
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In a deleted scene from Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader
are fighting a duel to the death when suddenly Darth says to Luke:
"Not only am I your Father, but I also know what you're getting for
Christmas!"

Taken aback by the change of subject and suspecting a trap, Luke replies
cautiously: "How could you possibly know what I'm getting for
Christmas?"

Darth Vader: "Because I've felt your presents..."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Then, suddenly and embarrassingly, my swash came unbuckled...
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