>  RH> I've been to this one before, and knew it wouldn't be much, but I did
>  RH> score the ribbon and buttons to make ear protectors.  Hand sewing the
>  RH> buttons is the hard part.
> 
> OK, sounds like it was a good cause. Can your machine sew the buttons
> for you?
> 
Not even close.  These are shank buttons, and this machine doesn't even do
buttonholes without an attachment.  I made 18 and quit for the time being.
They're headed to a local nursing home tomorrow.

>  RH> >  RH> >  RH> Chewing food without your dentures in can lead to
>  RH> sorghums. >  RH> >  RH> (sorry, couldn't resist that one ... resisting
>  RH> sorghum itself >  RH> is a lot >  RH> easier.)
>  RH> >
>  RH> >  RH> > Trying to get a rice out of me?
>  RH> >
>  RH> >  RH> I'm just a potato tot not old enough to know better.
>  RH> >
>  RH> > Can't I mill-et for all it's worth?
>  RH> >
>  RH> Why soy-tenly.
> 
> She said wry-ly.

I think we already use that one, or is my memory going freekeh again?