Bill, at 08:08 on Feb 03 1996, you wrote ...

DD>> Get fucked - Peter Nielson's modem only does 2400 anyway.  
DD>> S'not my bloody fault . . . .

BG>> No, it's mine.  I told him not to bother buying a faster 
BG>> modem, as he'd still be in front with his 2400 screamer, 
BG>> even with his daily polls to Paul.  :)

DD>> Bastard! 

BG> You called?

DD>> We were trying to unload the 14,400 Sportster (Jill bought 
DD>> from you) on him. 

BG> Why?  Is something wrong with it then?  :)

She says that it is no longer fast enough . . .

DD>> Jill now has a shiney 28,800 Sportster 

BG> Do you want the V.34+ EPROM upgrade ordering details?  
BG> US$24.95

Hers is the Austelised version.

DD>> (of course being USR it's probably fucked and won't work at 
DD>> all)

BG> Funny you should mention - I put the original V.FC-only 
BG> EPROM back into the Sportie this morning (basically just 
BG> fucking around, plus I wanted to see if any of the S 
BG> registers has changed functions), and when I called you at 
BG> V.FC, the modems connected at 14400 V.32bis.  Weird (but I'm 
BG> not too worried).  :)

BG> FWIW, the modem's on-line help screens give far more detail 
BG> about the S registers than does the actual manual (note the 
BG> following)...

. . .[chomp]. . .

David
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