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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2013-11-10 16:52:00
subject: Beer Fest

Hi! All,

Beer Fest
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the
breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said
"Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a
Coors, please." The bartender gave him the drink.

Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers --
Budweiser." The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Amstel President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."
The bartender gives him an Amstel.

Then the Guinness President says, "I'll have a Coke please." The
bartender is taken aback by this but gives the Coke to him anyway.

All the Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered
a coke?"

He replied, "Well if you aren't drinking beer then neither will I."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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