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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-06-21 16:36:00
subject: Marriage

Hi! All,

Marriage
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A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night.

"Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to
re-marry, would you two live in this house?"

"I suppose so ... it's paid for."

"How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you
keep that?"

"I suppose so ... it's paid for."

"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"

"Heck no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... "Too much of a good thing is wonderful", Mae West.
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