From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                         Represent Christmas
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present
something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his
pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man
presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a
pair of stockings.  Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks,

"How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."
 


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