Bill White wrote in a message to All:
BW>      I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour
BW> and the other half back an hour Saturday, and spent 18
BW> hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop,
BW> reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion).  I was
BW> able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of
BW> the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house
BW> while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a
BW> rolled up Times.  Accordingly, I will be in late, or
BW> early.
    You had to rap a dog on the snout with a rolled up Times!!!!
    No wonder my space-time loop was mixed up - I used a PC World and a
    cat's nose.
    Anyone using WordPerfect Suite 8, having lockup problems after
    exitting from WordPerfect. nearly every time I get something in WP8
    not clearing memory in Win 95. Just a pain in the space-time loop
    right now, I end up rebooting right away on exitting to clear the
    memory. The problem usually takes awhile after exitting to occur.
    I have a cyrix 166 running at 133 mhz and 32 megs of memory.
  TTYL,
        Ed
 Internet: baileye@mts.net or
 ed.bailey@techtol.magic.mb.ca
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