From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          Newest Son-In-Law
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the
man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50
partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every
day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the
noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck
behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner
of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't
work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."





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