From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                             World Peace
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's
lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual
three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So ... what will it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes
to cook and helps with the house cleaning, who also gets along with my
family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's
what I wish for ... a great mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again!"



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