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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-05-20 15:50:00
subject: Drill Instructor

Hi! All,

Drill Instructor
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A drill instructor was yelling at a new recruit.  He was all up in this
guy's face, their noses less than an inch apart.

He screamed at the recruit, "You hate me don't you?!?"

The recruit responded as calmly as possible, "Sir, no sir."

The instructor yelled back, "You're going to unrinate on my grave if
you outlive me, aren't you?!?"

The recruit retorted, "Sir, no way. When I get out of the service, I
will not wait in line for anything! Sir."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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