-=> Quoting Steve Croft to Miss Kitty <=-
 
 MK>-> Max just tries to dry my legs off.  I don't know which is worse,
 MK>-> dry cat fur on wet skin, or wet cat fur on dry skin....  His is so
 MK>-> thick I don't even think he feels it...
 
 MK>No - sandpaper cat's tongue on freshly shaved legs! I win! hahah
 SC> 
 SC> How about a cat's tongue on your ear in the middle of the night?
 SC> What a way to wake up! OW!
 
No one can match a rude awakening I got one summer, I was uncovered on
the bed, (it was &%$#@ hot and humid,) and Dinah woke me up with a lick
on my.....well....you know where!! 
BOTH of us levitated 5 feet straight up!
 
      Ross Sauer          patch@bbs.sts.net
 
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