TE> 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructe
TE> later how to use it.
TE>
JO> My grandmother saved it. My mother saved it. I *used* to save it, bu
JO> since neither one of them ever really explained just why I was saving
JO> it, I gave it up. Yikes! I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me!
TE>
TE> Well, Robert the Elder let the cat out of the bag.  It's an inexpensive
TE> replacement for those exotic body oils.
        HEY!  You reminded me!  When I was growing up in them thar hills, one
of the best remedies for getting chiggers digging in under the tight areas of
clothing was plain old bacon grease!  Wah!  I'd just about forgotten.
        But, alas, there was a side effect.  8-(  Just about every dog in the
territory came over to sniff and follow the bacon.  Some just got confused.
(Like woof, werf waff wiffley whine!  Translated, `Funny?  He don't talk
piginese.  Maybe, bound to be gentile at best!  8-)
Maranatha
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