Hello Carol.

09 Aug 04 15:28, you wrote to me:

 CS> Little pitter patter of feets....Peers down the hole, yup.  He's trying
 CS> to dig his way back up to the poop deck.  Feets pitter back while a
 CS> gleeful little mouse sets the next suprise....

Thaat does ait...

[whistling]

[Out of nowhere, a dozen uniformed dwarves suddenly appear, all with
"CADB 13411" tatooed on their foreheads, and seize xxcarol. She
is dragged off the ship and into a dark glade.]

[About an hour later, she is bound head to foot, strung between two trees
and inverted with a large red box just below her head. Large friendly words
are written on the side of the box: "DANGER! HIGH EXPLOSIVES!"]

[Sgt. MacPherson approaches...]

I tried tu teach you some ceevilitie, lass; but no, yu joost *had* tu trie
to reach above yor station. Noone ov' yor greeat US Navie trainin' means
anythin' ain haere! This ais MC&D, the Worst eacho ain
Fidonet. Yu are a newbie, and thaat makes you the lowest form ov' scum ain
tha place, until tha dwarves say that yu no longer are.

Aye, ait's so sad when newbies thaat had so mooch potential get overeager...

Believe me, lass; thais ais for yor own good. Ait's goin'ta hurt me moore
thaan it hurts yu...

[Sgt. MacPherson gives the signal...]
[The fuse is lit...]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...................

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**********          ******            ******       ****       ****  !!!!

Congradulations!
You Have Just Been Demolished By The DDS.

1275th Attack Dwarves
Special Ops Division:
Dwarven Demolition Squad
Canuckian Attack Dwarf Base Calgary
Division 13411, MC&D

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