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to: All
from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-06-14 19:08:00
subject: Friends

Hi! All,

Friends
-------

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to
help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one
side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer
at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A
little while later however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot,
still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, "would you like me to be your
friend"? The girl hesitated, then said, "oh okay", looking
at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then
asked, "why are you standing here all alone"?

"Because", the little girl said with great exasperation,
"I'm the goalie"!

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox
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