Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie. 
day++; dollar--; Sigh(); 
Dead puppys aren't much fun.
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods.
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly
Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did I say your money OR life?  I meant to say AND!
Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum?
Did you really understand that message?
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Digitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black & White
Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats.
DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs!
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
Disney land:  A people trap operated by a mouse.
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" );
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
Do not install prior to installation.
Do not look in laser with remaining eye.
Do random acts of kindness and beauty.
Do you know what it's like alone, really alone?
Do you know where your back-up is?.......
Doctor who?  It's the Doctor!
Documentation = admission of Failure?
Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"?
Does anybody still remember Venture Capital?
Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table?
dOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY -- I'M NOT...
Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't be sexist.  Broads hate that.
Don't erase it! I MIGHT need it -- someday!
Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline.
Don't go away mad....        Just GO AWAY!!
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't pick up that phon?9??  NO CARRIER
Don't question authority; it doesn't know either.
Don't start vast projects with half vast ideas!
Don't steal my Tagline, it's already stolen!
Don't take life too seriously ... it's not permanent.
Don't tell me about no damn problems.....fix it yourself!


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Dan Richter
aka Black Panther
Sysop - Castle Rock BBS (RCS)
telnet://castlerockbbs.com
The sparrows are flying again...

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