Hi! All,

Lecture
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On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his
van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was
stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at four o'clock
in the morning?", asked the police officer.

"I'm on my way to a lecture", answered Roger.

"And who on earth in their right mind is going to give a lecture at
this time on New Year's Eve?", enquired the constable sarcastically.

"My wife", slurred Daniel grimly.

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... I used to be a cynic, but I don't believe in that crap any more.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox