*** Quoting Stubby MacPherson from a message to Carol Shenkenberger ***


 CS> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they

SM> [...]

 CS> beyond the laws of physics that we know. Then the little feets pitter
 CS> patter away after the mouse has made it's roar...

SM> [Sgt. Stubby MacPherson listens patiently, chin resting on the hilt of
SM> his broadsword...]

SM> Och, ais thaat the best yu can du, lassie?

Nae Laddie.  Tis just the first o' me warnin' shots across yer bow....

Dinna ye be a-swing'n that there broadsword over'n here.  me >spacks< acid!

(Little pitter runs close and spits, Stubby runs back as the deck slowly
¨disolvesbelow his feet and he falls screaming below decks, sword and all).
                                       xxcarol

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