Hi! All,

Watergate Hotel
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A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is
concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"

The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the
drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says,
"AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his
Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc out the
window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your
room? How was the service?  How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"

The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"

The hotel manager says, "Well, the couple in the room UNDER you
complained that the chandelier fell on them."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... I can't be overdrawn!  I still have cheques left!
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox