TIP: Click on subject to list as thread! ANSI
echo: oz_humour
to: All
from: ezycom{at}amnet.net.au
date: 2014-06-01 16:30:02
subject: Safe To Swim Here?

From: Stephen
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi All,
        
                          Safe To Swim Here?
                          ------------------

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the
overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the
tourist shouted,

"Are there any gators around here?!"

"No," the man hollered back,

"they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,

"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em all."
 


---
* Origin: TransNet Gateway 2.11+ 1111 (3:640/1010)
SEEN-BY: 3/0 633/0 267 280 281 402 640/296 305 384 1010 1384 1674 712/0 550
SEEN-BY: 712/620 848 770/1
@PATH: 640/1010 384 712/848 633/280 267

SOURCE: echomail via fidonet.ozzmosis.com

Email questions or comments to sysop@ipingthereforeiam.com
All parts of this website painstakingly hand-crafted in the U.S.A.!
IPTIA BBS/MUD/Terminal/Game Server List, © 2025 IPTIA Consulting™.