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 PC> "Memo of the Month," From The Washington Monthly,
 PC> January/February 1991, page 24:

 PC> "This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went
 PC> out to all IBM Branch Offices.  The person who wrote it was
 PC> very serious.  The rest of us find it rather funny.

 I saw this years ago. I suspect the author knew exactly what he
 was saying. I would not be surprised to find it was a group
 effort from IBM personell in an after work relaxation session at
 the local pub.

BOB KLAHN bob.klahn{at}sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

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