From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                  Little Johnny... Nickels And Dimes
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for
being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a
nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after
Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says,

"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is
worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it,
and so far I've made $20!"
 


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