Hi! All,

Emergency Call
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There was an hysterical call at the 000 call center, and it went like this:

Caller: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with
frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can
you please help me, and send a rescue squad right away?

Operator: Take it easy, cats don't hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves.

Caller: You don't understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill
me; it is going to be fatal!

Operator: Cats aren't like snakes or spiders that are poisonous. By the way
who is calling?

Caller: I'm Josephine's parrot you jerk! Help me please, please help!

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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