+ CrossPosted in: OZ_HUMOUR
 + CrossPosted in: FUNNY

Hi! All,

Vacuum sales
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a
couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest
in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite because
the electricity was cut off this morning."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... "QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI" (when all else fails, play dead).
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox