Hi! All,

Bad Food
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience:

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs
in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it
is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating
it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised
his hand and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox